Happily Unmarried

Ever been around people who make you bang your head and pull your hair out. I encountered few today.And I call them 'Relatives'.

Read on..
Relative A:So,when are you getting married?
Me:I'm what ?

Relative B:All your friends are getting married left and right,no?
Me:So?

Relative A: You should too..
Me: Just because my friends did?

Relative B:No its the right time you know.
Me:When is the right time, I buy a lottery ticket and win?

Relative B: So ,are you never getting married? Who will look after you after your parents?
Me: You mean after their death? Your are killing them? What if "he" dies before ?

They had no answer but whispered saying she will never get married this way *sigh*
That's the idea.

Note: Relatives,Friends and all earthlings,I'm happily unmarried so just stop worrying about my marriage there are many more important things in life like commonwealth games,worry about it.
:D


7 comments:

  1. What if "he" dies before ? ....lolzz....nice humor...we all love to be "Happily Unmarried" :D

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  2. So when are you getting married? :D :D

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  3. @Saumya
    Exactly! We all love to be 'single' don't we ? :)

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  4. @Varun
    Yeah.. and let them stop nagging.

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  5. I can SO relate this to myslef Dipu. U jus made me laugh like.. Rofl :D

    I am happily unmarried too.. Cheers

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  6. @Shru
    Welcome to d club..glad it made u laugh :)

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